If you can stomach the painful cat puns, enjoy the entire collection here
via @SkippingClaire / Lustik
created by Kelly Oxford
Only the Gosbanger could make these uber nerdy statements drip with sex.Check out the whole bunch here
Image by Redditor DancingBacon
(of her younger brother’s Halloween costume)
Found via the usual sources claiming it
Check it gangsta, imma gonna bake the hell outta these cookies.
Enjoy the whole bunch at Rappers Doing Normal Shit
Your dad dated women out of his league before you did and nobody understands how he scored your mom to prove it.
So hipsters, next time you’ve got your arm around someone beautiful who has been PBR-brainwashed into thinking that your dirt stache and emaciated body is the epitome of being attractive, remember this…
With only weeks before I become a digital dad myself, this blog may have even more relevance than usual but all I can say is go enjoy the brilliance here
Why is the Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army so funny?
If you have to ask, you’ll probably never get it.